"Do you fuck chickens?"

Well I had a pleasant surprise at work today. I found that a comment from a customer had been written in the store diary. It was about how helpful I had been, and it cheered me greatly. Thank goodness for polite customers, and a big fat bollock to the rude ones, may you rot in the hell of your own impoliteness forever when you die, and may that be soon!

I'm happy really though, honest!