Monday, February 28, 2005

Long live Australia!!!!

You Belong in Australia

Sunny, upbeat, and cute
You make the perfect surf bum
Now stop hogging the vegemite!

What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

Another one

You Are In a Fantastic Mood

You're confident, focused, and on top of your game.
People are attracted to your energy right now.
This is the time to go for it - you're likely to get what you want!


You Belong in 1971


If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

A- !!!!!!!

You Have A Type A- Personality

You are one of the most balanced people aroundMotivated and focused, you are good at getting what you wantYou rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick backWhether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Hello again

Why would I want to end my own life when so many other people deserve to die first?

Ignorance is bliss, but so is death.

If there were aliens, why would they bother with this planet, we've fucked it up too much for it to be any use.

With one hand a man has the power to create or destroy. This man is George W Bush, and he should not have been trusted with looking after his own life, let alone millions of others.

If killing is a sin, why is god on the side of the Americans?

Would god(assuming he existed)rather people spent millions(billions?)of £and$ and so on, on worshipping him, or on helping the needy in poor countries?

If god forgives all, what is the point in being good, you're going to heaven anyway.

Why is it that people in horribl pain cannot take their own lives, yet Bush and Blair can order that anyone in their way in Iraq must be killed? Who has the right to choose their destiny?

And calm...

Todays music-Surferosa-neon commando
Todays t-shirt-Beware! The One Legged Chicken Are Plotting Our Demise
Todays quote-All you need to know for sure is that if life throws you a space on the dance-floor,however small,jump on that fucker with both feet and boogie like your life depends on it.
-Ginger-the wildhearts/solo/silver ginger 5/clam abuse/super$hit 666/brides of destruction

Look out-a rant!!

So... aliens eh. What a nuisance they are, destroying stuff, killing people, trying to take over the world, not much of a
friendly sort in general. What has this got to do with anything I hear you cry, have I gone completely insane? Should I
be locked away in a padded cell? Well not just yet, as this is actually leading somewhere. You see I listened to Jeff
Wayne’s musical version of the war of the worlds last night, and I was very impressed. Impressed enough to write
about it in fact, and I lead on to this. I thoroughly enjoyed the piece. It was by turns eerie and magnificent,
spectacular and moving, rocking and most of all highly entertaining. I would recommend it to anybody with ears, and
for those without...shame on you...
Right, with that out of the way I can get on to the real matter in hand which is bigging up my new forum. For those of
you who don't already know about it, now is the time to take notice and join us. It is a chance to join some like-minded individuals in chat about anything you like. If you want to talk about it you can and should. I won't go on any more except to say that WE NEED YOU! I would much appreciate it if you gave it a chance, and all you need to do is click here(must then enter url) Thank you.
Ok, grovelling over, now on with the post. Yes this is a very long post, but this is to make up for the fact that I haven't done one for such a very long time, well since before Christmas, but anyway... I was thinking(oh dear) and I came to the conclusion that life is rubbish. This country is rubbish, the majority of people are rubbish(not you of course, anyone still reading this far in to this post must have some intelligence). So why have I not given up? Why have I not killed myself? Well there is basically one reason, and this reason is that life can be great. So many things are a joke, the law, government(pah), a lot of people(especially near where I live), and so many more things. But why? Why are so many people doing so many things wrong? How can people so supposedly intelligent make things so unfair? Greed and fear. The people in power want to stay in power, not to protect our interests. They want to fuck us over and rape us for our votes again and again. Their weapons are statistics and their war? Against marauding intelligence that is roaming free across the landscape, posing a threat to their existence. They fear people being able to think. They know that in the end, if people are not herded through life with a cattle prod, unable to form free thought outside what they consider to be controlling their life, like what to have for breakfast, where to go on a day out, what career path to choose, who to fuck, where to go to drink themselves to the grave, what brand of cigarette death sticks to fuck their body out of its goodness and kill them slowly. These are all choices but are they the most important choices to be made in this world? Of course not, that is what the people in power are for isn't it, to make all the important decisions so we don't have to? Well yes, in a way, but then if you think about it, isn't this supposed to be a democracy, aren't we supposed to be the ones voting for how our lives should go? Sometimes we get the chance to, but moist of the time what we say gets completely ignored. Do we really control our fate? What if a big decision that will affect the whole country arises? We would surely vote for what we, as a country should do? Lets take the war in Iraq as an example. Thousands of people marched in protest, the majority of the country was against it. But we went to war. We don't really have control over our lives. We are just pawns in a game of power. The only way we can really ever be fully in control of our lives is to rise up, take over, but then you would have to look at the problems in that. The increasing emergence of 'chavs' has been spreading like a disease, infecting the landscape, swarming across it on a sea of Burberry and cheap jewellery, smothering intelligence and individuality in its wake. We now have the music that is the choice of these almost zombie like creatures. I can't really give it a name except 'utter crap'. Is this what we have been reduced to? Is this how far humanity has progressed? Over countless centuries, civilisations have strived to further themselves, and this sorry, crappy excuse for a world is what we are left with. But at least, among the shit, glittering diamonds can emerge. (comparative) social outcasts maybe, people such as you and I have a duty. We are here for a reason, we exist for a reason. For, no matter how far into the gutter humanity sinks in various ways, there will always be some people who are not content with being just another person, not content with being another faceless corporate soulless, worthless, disposable member of this society of conformity and unoriginality. Even though humanity may never again be able to truly hold its head up high, amongst the rubble of the integrity of our ever increasing race of idiots run by pigs with no idea of real worth, there will always be hope, because no matter what, some people can only live one way. The way we should live is to be adventurous, be creative, but above all, be yourself, after all, being someone else is no fun, is it? (Especially when that person is some brain-dead, Burberry wearing twat who does everything they can to look cool, while simultaneously managing to look unbelievably stupid, and who probably is. Anything approaching intelligence is frowned upon, or more likely spat upon and beaten up, possibly while grunting or communicating in a language only they can understand. The occasional word may be recognisable, although will quite likely be an offensive 4 letter word, possibly because any word beyond 4 letters is too hard for them.) Sorry, got a bit carries away there. Anyway, I have 2 bits of poetry to finish this post, and thank you for reading it if you have made it this far, and so to finish...


This shining light
this masochistic sight
the prophet of doom
the man in the moon
the darkness from whence it came
from fame and fortune
to lust and greed
a little no longer enough
starvation of wealth
his longing unquenched
his fate entrenched
the truth is coming
and he is digging
his grave in obscured plain sight

he cannot stop
he will not stop
the good extinguished
his soul diminished
for want of a pot of gold
but what does he stand for
this weasel of a man
is it evil or corporate greed
the answer is neither
but what inspires us all
what consumes us all
the greatest sin of all
Human Nature...
this is our downfall
and our fate
or is it?

Friday, February 11, 2005

only 32% ???!!??

This site is certified 32% EVIL by the Gematriculator

Weird, moi?

50% of people are more normal than me

What is your weird quotient? Click to find out!

How weird are you?

Join us!!!!

Hello again, this is my first post for a while, and it is because of something important.
I have created a forum-dedicated to those with an open mind.
So join us!!!!
The link is below my profile, or you can click here
Motormouth Forum

Friday, February 04, 2005

Who spilt my beer?

What will your last words be?
by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be..."who spilt my beer?!"
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Your own bare hands
Your Favorite Target:Pedophiles
Your Kill Count:1,616,016,542
Your Battle Cry:"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail:6
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$73,338,100,901,832
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 93%
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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Check These Out!!!!

What Pattern Are You?

You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.

Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!

A Film About You
by couplandesque
Your Name
Film TitleEverything's Wonderful
Who Plays YouWinona Ryder
Who Co-StarsJohnny Depp
RatingNot Rated
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