Thursday, April 28, 2005

Nil by mouth

Fucked if I know what insane thoughts lurk in the dark crevices of my mind, brooding, and breeding, preying on the weak and the unsure to slowly invade my conciousness and infiltrate my waking actions. How can I control what I do not know, what can be done about the flowing lava of heated thoughts welling up and destroying all in their path, who are we to say what will and will not happen in our own minds, if not because of lack of control as a singular being, but as a whole, as a destructive force which cannot be contained by the will of the self within, but what we are without. True power. Those with it misuse it, those without it crave it, or pretend they have it, and so some, the ignorant, who are either lucky or foolhardy, depending on your view, just don't give a damn.
When it comes down to what the race of humans can do, the answer is simple. We can unite as one and contain the flow if ignorance and destruction. Mend the bridges in our mind leading to peace and cross the to safety in numbers. This planet of ours cannot withstand the attack of stupidity forever, and when, for it is indeed whwn not if, when that happens, we are doomed to a deserved fate of fools who let greed cloud sanity and reason, and that would be, as a whole, truly deserved.
We are god, not individually, but as a unit. We worship a being we cannot see, because we wish to pass the blame and the responsibility onto someone else. God will not help you, because he does not exist, except in each of us. We must save ourselves and others, not bask in the ignorance of our false saviour.
Our time will not come, it will be made. We will create it. It must happen, although, if the truth is told, we are not worthy of any more chances.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Who should you vote for?

Who Should You Vote For?

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Liberal Democrat

Your actual outcome:

Labour 2
Conservative -22
Liberal Democrat 32
UK Independence Party 8
Green 53

You should vote: Green

The Green Party, which is of course strong on environmental issues, takes a strong position on welfare issues, but was firmly against the war in Iraq. Other key concerns are cannabis, where the party takes a liberal line, and foxhunting, which unsurprisingly the Greens are firmly against.

Take the test at Who Should You Vote For

Thursday, April 21, 2005

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Just 'cos you got the power

Motorhead-Just 'cos you got the power

You might be a financial wizard,
With a sack of loot,
All I see is a slimy lizard,
With an expensive suit,
Go on and run your corporation,
Go and kiss some ass,
You might buy half of the nation,
But you can´t buy class

You bastards think it´s funny,
Lyin´ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ´Cos You Got The Power,
That don´t mean you got the right

You can take my fingers babe,
You can take my eyes,
You can take my past and future,
It won´t make you wise,
You can have me thrown in jail,
You can steal my booze,
You can even read my mail,
Step on my blue suede shoes,

You bastards must be clever,
Got it mapped out in black and whit,
But don´t forget you´ll never,
Get a dog to walk upright,
Just ´Cos You Got The Power,
That don´t mean you got the right

Go on out make another deal,
Feed your big fat face,
Go on out and cop a feel,
Get on somebody´s case,
You surely would be satisfied,
If you could have it all,
But time ain´t on your side,
You´re going to the wall

You think that life´s all dollars,
Greed and lust and spite,
But I wasnt born to follow,
Like to get my sleep at night,
Just 'Cos You Got The Power,
That don´t mean you got the right



I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.

Gig overload!!

Ok, well I was already going to see Motorhead on the 16th june. Motorhead are a great live band(seen the before) and it is their 30th anniversary gig. Next up was a plan to go and see electric eel shock(see a post I did a while back for more on them). I don't know if this is still going ahead due to current lack of money, but when I get paid I shall see about that. I also wanted to go and see 'A' (see links section) live. I may well go if there are still tickets left. I also still had hope that I could go to Download at Donnington, but this will come down to a lot of things, especially considering money and distance, not to mention lack of previous festival experience. Finally, I am now going to see Tori Amos live in June. This is down to James, a friend of mine who is paying for our tickets. June should be interesting, with a Tori Amos gig, then later in the month a Motorhead gig. Possibly a Metal festival in-between.
Live music is great though, and I am really looking forward to my forthcoming gigging schedule.
Rock 'n' fucking roll!!!!!

Monday, April 18, 2005

Dr. Who

Well, after watching the first four episodes of the new Dr. Who, I can now say for certain that I am very impressed. The BBC has managed to update it, and make it work. It isn't quite the same as the previous classic incarnations of the show, but it is very entertaining, and does not tarnish the proud legacy of the show. Unlike the awful one-off with Paul McGann, or whatever his name was. So well done to the beeb. Hoorah and YAY. Woot as well I suppose.

Some exciting news now. Well I'm excited anyway. I may be getting a new computer. This is not fully confirmed, but it is ABOUT FUCKING TIME, is all I can say.
Even more exciting is that it would be 2.8GHZ processor with 80 gig hard-drive and DVD-RW.
This may well happen this week, so I am wetting myself with excitement. Although not literally, that would be embarassing. Obviously(well of course it is obvious, wouldn't YOU be embarrased if you wet yourself? If not then you are very weird.

In other news, I have discovered a band who, by what I have heard of their latst album, are great. This band is porcupine tree, and you should check them out.

That is all for now, more from me later. Over and out.

Friday, April 15, 2005

TV Tan

Wildhearts-TV TAN

I'm living on a land-mine
my body's ticking away, my cartoon eyelids
and my skin, a sickly grey
and if I waited by the 'phone line
I'd wait a couple of days so I'm here lying
on my bed, until I fade

I flick the channels one to one, I flick them through again
and all the time I'm dreaming better days

and now I see no sun, I see no life behind my one-track mind
here I need no fun, I need no time to find a new design
move along I'm working on my 3-D TV tan
softso KO - I need another show
softso KO - it's just a part of the plan
softso KO - there's only me and my TV Tan

some day maybe I'll call you
I'll see whenever I'm free.. maybe Tuesday, when there's nothing on TV
20 Regal and a 4-pack
I guess I'm set for the night and anti-social, to keep in shape, thin and white

I light a smoke, and in'tween tokes, consult the TV guide
the bible for the pig who stays inside


thinning, I'm thinning and insanely grinning
and fools peeringout of my TV try hard to be funny
unfortunate for me
they start to entertain ye

I'm living on a land-mine, the kind that never ignites
and I'm here waiting, here for nothing...


Little Miss Man?

Make your own Mr Man/Little Miss

Will post my creation later, when photobucket is up and running again.



Fire burning
Wheels turning
Satans working
Blatant torture
Hells fury
Insane Laughter
Christians crying
God turns his head

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

I fart in your general direction!!!!

Random flying monkeys paint sheep

I stepped out of bed into a penguin this-morning. I was not amused. Neither was the penguin. Or his wife. We had words. And settled out of court.

My pink and yellow mouse blew my cow out of the hole in our galaxy the day before tomorrow. This was confusing to me, as I do not remember them fighting before. Maybe they were robots all along.

Talking of long, a strange thing happened today.

Isn't that interesting, said the fly to the 1,000 foot high ninja death machine. rargghhhhhhhhhtrfhgpoofpoofpoopoomooflibblewobbly. Said the 1,00 foot high ninja death machine, reasonably.

Always look on the bright side of life.
Cos the dark side is a real shit.

No, neither do I.

Yes, I am arriving, hello, and welcome...


Pick a band name or artist, and using only titles of their songs, answer the following questions:

Band: Motorhead

Are you male or female: We are Motorhead

How do you feel today? Fast And Loose

What are you?: On Parole

Describe yourself: I'm the Doctor

How do some people feel about you?: Die you bastard

How do you feel about yourself?: Loser

Describe your love interest: Dogs
Where would you rather be?:

Describe what you want to be: Killed by Death

Describe how you live: UI'm So Bad(Baby I Don't Care)

Describe how you love: Love Me Like A Reptile

Share a few words of wisdom: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Pick a band name or artist, and using only titles of their songs, answer the following questions:

Band: Wildhearts

Are you male or female: He's A Whore

How do you feel today? Top Of The World

What are you?: Schitzophonic

Describe yourself: Genius Penis

How do some people feel about you?: Shut Your Fucking Mouth And Use Your Fucking Brain

How do you feel about yourself?:Something Weird(Going On In My Head)

Describe your love interest: Nurse Maximum

Where would you rather be?: In Lilly's Garden

Describe what you want to be: Just In Lust

Describe how you live: Nothing Ever Changes But The Shoes

Describe how you love: Love You 'Till I Don't

Share a few words of wisdom: You Got To Get Through What You've Got To Go Through To Get What You Want, But You Got to Know What You Want To Get Through What You Got To Go Through

Friday, April 08, 2005

Do the metal!!!!

This is electric eel shock in action, yeah!!

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Thursday, April 07, 2005

Fuck Fuck Fuck...

Hello, and yes, I am in a bit of a bad mood.The bastard weather got me on my way down to the library, and decided first to rain, then, once I was soaked, decided hail would be an excellent idea. My ears are now bright red through a barrage of rather large hailstones homing in on them, which was quite painful, and my jeans have absorbed a ridiculous amount of water, making me look like I have wet myself from my feet up to my knees. Fuck!!
As I type this, I can hear the weather continuing outside, which does not bode well for my half mile walk to hospital radio medway. Oh well.
I am currently off college(half term) but I am actually having less fun than I do when I am at college!

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No particular reason for that picture, I just felt like putting it there. And another...

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Thats all for now, I will be back when I can(be bothered).

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Idle Hands...

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This is where I am at the moment. In a computer room at college. How exciting.
Oh, and these were taken with my brand new digital camera, woooo. Only £60 with a 128mb sd
memory card. Bargain.

Enough of that. I don't know what I am going to wtite next, so I am just going to make it up as I go along. Ok, recently I have been getting more and more into the various projects of Ginger . He, for those of you that don't know is, among other things, frontman of the wildhearts. He has also done bands such as silver ginger 5,singles club,clam abuse and supershit 666.
If you have never heard anything he has done, you should.Click here to listen to some of the newer wildhearts tracks. I am listening to the Silver Ginger 5 album a lot at the moment.
Which is as good a reason as any to put another picture up using my NEW camera.*

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Ok, I am bored.

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On with the post. First off, I reccommend you click here,here and if you really like clicking, click here as well.

Thats all for now, but I shall return!!!!
< Motor-fucking-head! Farscape-The Best Thing Ever, wooo!!!!